Monday, April 17, 2006

Tell me if this makes any sense....

Apparently, one of our local politicians, one Danna Vale (for the conservative party, startlingly enough) was on the radio and in the papers a while back warning people about the danger Australia faces from abortion and Muslims.

Briefly, and as I follow it, her argument is that white Australia is aborting potential Christian fetuses at such a rate that in fifty years, we may be outbred by Muslims, and Australia could become a Muslim nation.

I am, by descent if not conviction, German-Jewish, with a family tree that, God's truth, contains within two generations a rabbi and a member of the SS. Members of my family have heard this kind of talk before, they've probably mouthed it.

The weird thing is, if Vale's right, I don't understand why she's upset. She should be glad. She should be getting her Government to distribute Korans in the schools and building a mosque on every street. And I should point out, the following makes as much sense as anything Danna Vale has said about the issue.

See, from my understanding, it's pretty damn difficult to get an abortion in Indonesia (I beleive it is only medically indicated if the woman's life is in danger). It's worse in Afghanistan (there is no indication for abortion), and it's not a lot easier in, say, Saudi Arabia. These countries, and others like them, are going to supply a lot of the immigrants that will presumably muslimify this country in the next five decades. People and ideas will flow back and forth, young muslims in Australia will almost certainly look to the mother country for guidance on matters of the spirit.

And when the evil day dawns, when the Muslim horde really has taken over Australia, how easy does Vale reckon it'll be for women to get an abortion?



It's going to be a lot harder.

Fewer women, by Vale's logic, will be able to abort.

Fewer innocent children will be murdered.

More laughing, happy, healthy children will be born.

God will be pleased.

Surely Vale must find that something worth fighting for?

Surely, in fact, it's the only thing worth fighting for? Surely it's Danna Vale's Christian duty to sweep Christianity from the Australian map, to join with the Muslim hordes who even now swell our borders, to throw open the floodgates and open the ports and airports, to not rest until every church becomes a mosque, every meat pie a kebab and every drizabone a burqa.

First things first, she should lead some kind of crusade to the detention centres and free the fecund and fertile Islamic men, women and children who are imprisoned there.

Go on, Danna. For the sake of the children. We'll all be right behind you.

Thanks for listening,


Blogger Prom said...

Happy children don't count with god unless they are christian happy children.

Oh and it doesn't hurt that they are white christian happy children either.

Uh huh. I've heard people say the same in the US except it is the hispanics that are going to out number the white christians. Never mind that many hispanics are christians too, they aren't white.

4:15 AM  
Blogger Foilwoman said...

What race are Hispanics? Are they all black? All Amerindian? Are people really that fucking clueless? Oh, yes, I'm remembering the history of the 20th century and the 1st seven years of the 21st. They are that stupid. They are even more stupid than that.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Prom said...

Right, stupid. We're all read inside.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Camilla said...

BJ, you should send that letter to her! Or to the newspaper. Classic.

2:05 AM  
Blogger Prom said...

read = red

9:24 AM  
Blogger Benedict 16th said...

you read my mind
I have forwarded the blog to

9:49 PM  

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